On the campaign trail politicians paint the picture of a big, juicy cheeseburger being eaten by bikini-clad super model on the bow of super yacht anchored in the Mediterranean on a gorgeous late Summer day.
Implied in all their slogans, speeches, commercials and campaigns is Pedro’s promise: “vote for me and all your dreams will come true.”
Once elected they become the sad, flattened piece of mystery meat you get a 2am at the drive through. When will voters ask, “where’s the beef?”