For Bernie Madoff & Co. (to the tune of “Baba O’Riley”):

Out here in the fields
I beguile for my meals
I get my jack without misgiving
I won’t even fight
To prove I’m light
I won’t plead to be forgiven

Don’t cry
Don’t raise your eye
It’s only hedge fund wasteland

Booty, take my hand
Travel south crossland
Put out the fire
Don’t look past my shoulder
The exodus is here
The desperate ones are near
Let’s get outta here
Before it gets much colder

Hedge fund wasteland
Its only hedge fund wasteland
Hedge fund wasteland
Oh, oh
Hedge fund wasteland
They’re all wasted!

Baba ORiley – The Who