Alright, the votes are in and the winner is?

FRANK ZAPPA in a landslide.

My mandate is clear: for the next month I’ll be doing my best follicular impression of the guitar god.

And considering the fact he died of Prostate Cancer I don’t think you could have made a more appropriate choice.

Remember, you can donate to my mo; all the funds go to the Prostate Cancer Foundation via Movember.com.