From Reuters:

A new study of more than 5,000 men calls into question the idea that baldness can signal a greater risk of heart disease.

They conclude: “The results of this study suggest that male pattern baldness is not a surrogate measure of an important risk factor” for heart attacks or for atherosclerosis without symptoms.

Matt and I can breathe a sigh of relief.

Still, Dave and his thick mane will no doubt continue to regularly flaunt their superior follicle mass on television.

Source:
Study debunks heart attack-male baldness link
Reuters