“Spamville”

“Why are there so many ads for pornography, Viagra, products for the man who is not satisfied with his natural self, and low-interest mortgages? Does anybody buy them? Is there a town somewhere, called Spamville, where the men consume Viagra and pornography in bulk quantities, then lurch around in a lust-crazed frenzy, their huge artificially enhanced endowments knocking holes in their walls, so eventually their houses fall down, forcing them to purchase new ones, using low-interest mortgages? I don’t know. All I know is that I spend about half of my time on the Internet deleting e-mail.”
–Dave Barry
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